Funny Motorcycle Ads

Vintage bike. Runs great. Minor Cosmetic issues. 

For whatever reason, sometime a bike owner has to sell their motorcycle. Maybe they can no longer afford it, maybe they are sick, or maybe they just want a different model.

The fact that anyone has to part ways with their bike isn't really funny. Ads though, can be hilarious. Especially when typos, bad wording, high expectations, or sad lack of knowledge are displayed.

Check out some of the world's worst motorcycle ads!

Red Victory 

Nice, red bike. Tag says "Victory". Runs well, new tires. 30000000 miles.

(MILLION's of miles?)

1998 Honda Valkyrie

Must sell to pay for new bike. This vintage ride has new tires, custom chrome accessories. Recently maintenanced. 45,000 miles always been inside.

(Not always, right...surely you rode it 45,000 miles outside, right??)

Yamaha V Star

Awesome bike, completely refurnished with everything.

(Refurnished. As in...it comes with a sofa and a coffee table. Now that is style.)

2006 Buell XB 

Bought it when drunk. Bike moves faster than me. Want to sell outright or trade for HD Sportster.$4000 OBO

(Never go on Craigslist after a drinking binge.)

2006 Harley Ultra Classic

Great bike. Was slightly wrecked. Serious offers can see photos.

(Define "slightly" wrecked, please?)

2001 Road King

Help! Inherited this bike. Looks all right but I know nothing about them. Has plastic boxes, a black seat and a windshield. Email for photos.

(Boxes.)

Honda Goldwing

Black, red and cream. Will only sell to serious motorcycle lover who will maintain it like it deserves. Or will trade for Red Lobster gift cards.

(How many lobsters is a Goldwing worth?)

Yamaha VMAX 

Gets lots of compliments. $4200

(or best compliment!)

Trike

Will trade for, like, a big ATV or something.

2006 Honda Shadow

Excellent condition. Has some issues but otherwise great bike.

(Um...what issues?)

2006 Harley Dyna

For sale, '06 Harley Dyna. New exhaust system. Blue custom paint in great condition. Bike has never been laid. $8500

(Whoa! I think you mean the bike has never been laid DOWN, right?)

Lesson to be learned from these ads? Buyer Beware!