Funny Motorcycle Ads

Vintage bike. Runs great. Minor Cosmetic issues. 

For whatever reason, sometime a bike owner has to sell their motorcycle. Maybe they can no longer afford it, maybe they are sick, or maybe they just want a different model.

The fact that anyone has to part ways with their bike isn't really funny. Ads though, can be hilarious. Especially when typos, bad wording, high expectations, or sad lack of knowledge are displayed.

Check out some of the world's worst motorcycle ads!

Red Victory 

Nice, red bike. Tag says "Victory". Runs well, new tires. 30000000 miles.

(MILLION's of miles?)

1998 Honda Valkyrie

Must sell to pay for new bike. This vintage ride has new tires, custom chrome accessories. Recently maintenanced. 45,000 miles always been inside.

(Not always, right...surely you rode it 45,000 miles outside, right??)

Yamaha V Star

Awesome bike, completely refurnished with everything.

(Refurnished. As in...it comes with a sofa and a coffee table. Now that is style.)

2006 Buell XB 

Bought it when drunk. Bike moves faster than me. Want to sell outright or trade for HD Sportster.$4000 OBO

(Never go on Craigslist after a drinking binge.)

2006 Harley Ultra Classic

Great bike. Was slightly wrecked. Serious offers can see photos.

(Define "slightly" wrecked, please?)

2001 Road King

Help! Inherited this bike. Looks all right but I know nothing about them. Has plastic boxes, a black seat and a windshield. Email for photos.

(Boxes.)

Honda Goldwing

Black, red and cream. Will only sell to serious motorcycle lover who will maintain it like it deserves. Or will trade for Red Lobster gift cards.

(How many lobsters is a Goldwing worth?)

Yamaha VMAX 

Gets lots of compliments. $4200

(or best compliment!)

Trike

Will trade for, like, a big ATV or something.

2006 Honda Shadow

Excellent condition. Has some issues but otherwise great bike.

(Um...what issues?)

2006 Harley Dyna

For sale, '06 Harley Dyna. New exhaust system. Blue custom paint in great condition. Bike has never been laid. $8500

(Whoa! I think you mean the bike has never been laid DOWN, right?)

Lesson to be learned from these ads? Buyer Beware!

You Know You Are A Real Biker When...

When you have a Harley-Davidson themed bathroom...

You Know You Are A Biker When...

• Your bike has security alarms but your car and house don't. 

• You have or want a room in your house decorated all in motorcycle theme.

• You measure the value of items in motorcycles. (That's worth at least two Harleys!)

• You have made an illegal U-Turn just to go back and ogle a bike parked at a gas station. 

• You don't think there is anything wrong with having furniture, yard art, or accessories made from motorcycle parts.

• You pull out photos of your bike when someone asks to see your family album. 

• You have photos of your bikes on the walls, but not your relatives. 

• You plan vacation trips around motorcycle shops. 

• You can't remember birthdays, including your own, but can quote the make and model of every bike you have owned, and on what day you bought them. 

• You get irritated because the nude models are blocking your view of the bikes in your favorite biker magazine. 

• You have to move bike parts to get to the kitchen table or counters. 

• You either have your motorcycle in your house or you wish you had it in your house. 

• You run out to wash your bike before company comes over. 

• You gripe about a five minute trip to the grocery store, but can browse in a bike shop for 6 hours. 

• You argue with others that ''chrome'' is an actual color. 

• You would rather tie groceries to your bike and be seen in public than to be seen driving your truck on a nice riding day. 

• No one recognizes you if they see you in a car

• You look for longer routes so you can spend more time on the bike

And of course, you know you are really a biker when....

• You wake up after a wreck and ask if your bike survived.